Stoned Pizza Kitchen

$8 HAPPY HOUR MARGARITA

$8 HAPPY HOUR PEACH MOSCATO

$8 HAPPY HOUR LONG ISLAND

$5 HAPPY HOUR ANGRY ORCHARD

$5 HAPPY HOUR BUDLIGHT

$5 HAPPY HOUR YUENGLING

$5 HAPPY HOUR HOUSE WINE- BROWNSTONE

$8 HAPPY HOUR SMIRNOFF VODKA

$8 HAPPY HOUR GORDON'S GIN

$8 HAPPY HOUR JOSE CUERVO TEQUILIA

16 OZ STONED MARGARITA

Classic margarita served ice-cold for a bright, citrusy cocktail that pairs easily with pizza, wings, and fried seafood.

16 OZ PEACH MARGARITA

Peach-forward and tequila-based, this margarita is served in a festive glass with a bright lime wedge for a sweet-citrus finish.

32 OZ STONED MARGARITA

A 32 oz Stoned Margarita served over ice with fresh lime for a bright, citrusy finish. Big, cold, and made for margarita fans who want the BIG ASS pour.

LONG ISLAND TEA (LIT)

Long Islant Tea (LIT) is a classic cocktail option from the liquor menu, served straight-up and easy to order for a night of pizza, wings, or seafood. A familiar go-to when you want something strong and simple.

MOJITO CLASSIC

Bright lime and fresh mint take the lead in this classic mojito, served over ice for a crisp, cooling sip.

MOSCOW MULE

Vodka, ginger beer, and lime come together in this classic Moscow Mule with a bright citrus snap and a cool, spicy finish.

LEMON DROP MARTINI

Bright citrus and a clean, crisp finish make this Lemon Drop a refreshing cocktail pick from the bar menu. A simple, lively choice when you want something tart and easy-sipping.

DIRTY MARTINI

Chilled and crystal-clear, this DIRTY MARTINI is served straight up with olives for a bold, briny finish.

Chocolate Martini

Creamy and chocolate-forward, mixture of vodka, baileys liquer, this martini is served in a chilled glass with milk chocolate swirled along the sides.

PINA COLADA

Creamy and tropical, this Piña Colada blends a smooth, chilled pour OVER ICE with bright pineapple flavor for an easy island-style sip.(NOT FROZEN)

WELL SHOT VODKA

WELL SHOT TEQULIA

WELL SHOT GIN

WELL SHOT GIN

Courvoisier Cognac

Hennessy Cognac

Martell Cognac

Remy Martin Cognac

Woodford Reserve Bourbon

Bulleit Bourbon

Crown Royal Whiskey Bourbon

Evan Williams Whiskey Bourbon

Draft Angry Orchard Cider

Angry Orchard is the top-selling hard cider in the United States, known for its flagship Crisp Apple flavor, a 5% ABV, gluten-free, sweet, and refreshing beverage.

DRAFT Bud Light

Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV light American lager, featuring a crisp, clean taste brewed with water, hops, barley malt, and rice. Introduced in 1982, it is a top-selling light beer known for having 110 calories per 12-ounce serving.

DRAFT YUENGLING

Yuengling Traditional Lager is a popular, amber-colored American lager known for its rich, copper color, mild caramel malt sweetness, and smooth, roasted finish. As a 4.5% ABV medium-bodied beer.

DRAFT MICH ULTRA

Michelob Ultra is a top-selling, light American lager. 95 calories, 2.6g of carbohydrates, and 4.2% ABV per 12 oz serving. It is known for its light, crisp, and refreshing taste, brewed with barley malt, rice, hops, and water.

DRAFT IPA SPACE DUST

Elysian Space Dust IPA is a popular 8.2% ABV West Coast-style India Pale Ale known for its high bitterness (73 IBU) balanced with citrus-forward hop flavors of grapefruit, mango, and orange.

DRAFT IPA FIREMAKER

Fire Maker Hazed & Blazed is a gold-medal-winning, 7.2% ABV Hazy/New England-style IPA from Atlanta-based Fire Maker Brewing Co.. It features a juicy, tropical blend of Mosaic, El Dorado, and Lemondrop hops, providing a citrus-forward flavor profile often described as fresh lemon cake with candy drizzle.

DRAFT IPA MONDAY NIGHT

DRAFT IPA WICKED WEED

Wicked Weed Pernicious IPA - is a 7.3% ABV West Coast-style IPA , heavily dry-hopped beer with a clean finish. It features intense hop bitterness combined with tropical, resinous, and citrus notes, including Amarillo, Citra, and Galaxy hops.

DRAFT Blue Moon

Blue Moon is a popular Belgian-style wheat ale known for its citrus notes from orange peel and a hint of coriander, typically served with an orange slice garnish to enhance its flavor. ABV: 5.4%

Draft Hopsecutioner

Sip and savor the refreshing, citrusy Terrapin Hopsecutioner IPA beer. This killer IPA earns its title by being brewed with six different hops to create an aggressive yet exceptionally well-balanced beer. ABV: 7.3%.

Draft Scofflaw IPA Basement

Scofflaw Basement IPA is a 7.5% ABV Northeast-style craft beer from Georgia, featuring a dank, juicy flavor profile with citrus and lemongrass notes. Developed in an underground brewery, this hop-forward beer pours a deep persimmon color.

DRAFT SWEETWATER 420 PALE ALE

SweetWater 420 Extra Pale Ale is a 5.7% ABV West Coast-style pale ale with a crisp finish, featuring herbal, floral, and piney notes.

BOTTLE HEINIKIN

Classic Heineken served by the bottle for a crisp, clean lager with light malt flavor and a smooth finish.

BOTTLE Modelo

Modelo in a bottle—crisp, easy-drinking beer served ice-cold and ready to pair with pizza, wings, and fried seafood.

BOTTLE STELLA ARTOIS

Stella Artois served by the bottle—a crisp, easy-drinking beer that pairs well with pizza, wings, and fried seafood.

PERONI BOTTLE

Peroni in the bottle—clean, crisp, and easy-drinking with a light lager finish. A classic beer choice to pair with pizza, wings, and hoagies.

MILLER LITE BOTTLE

Miller Lite in a bottle—crisp, light-bodied American lager with a clean, easy finish.

COORS LITE BOTTLE

Coors Lite in a bottle, served crisp and cold with a light, easy-drinking finish.

SAM ADAMS LAGER BOTTLE

Samuel Adams Boston Lager in a bottle, with a balanced malt profile and crisp hop finish. A straightforward, easy-drinking beer from the bottle beer lineup.

SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE BOTTLE

DOS EQUIS BOTTLE

Dos Equis served ice-cold in the bottle for a crisp, easy-drinking beer that pairs well with pizza, wings, and seafood baskets.

MIKES HARD LEMONADE BOTTLE

Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a bottle delivers a bright lemony kick with a crisp, easy-drinking finish.

CORONA BOTTLE

Crisp Mexican pale lager served ice cold with a wedge of lime for a bright, clean finish.

House Chardonnay- Brownstone

Crisp and easy-drinking, this 6 oz. Chardonnay is a smooth white wine choice that pairs well across the menu. A simple pour for pizza, seafood, or salad nights.

Tropical Peach Moscato

This Moscato comes from a grape variety that has probably the highest level of complex aromas of any Piedmont grape. The wine has the distinctive Moscato aroma and flavor, with added complexity from the all natural, real Italian white peaches

House Pino Grigio - Brownstone

Crisp Pinot Grigio served by the glass, with bright, clean character that pairs easily with pizza, seafood, and salads.

House Moscato- Brownstone

refreshing, sweet Italian wine made from the Muscat grape family, renowned for its intense aromatic aromas of peach, orange blossom, and nectarine. It typically features a lower alcohol content (around 5.5% ABV) and a light, sometimes sparkling body.

Reisling-Chateau St. Michelle

Chateau St. Michelle Riesling is a crisp white wine with bright fruit character and a clean, refreshing finish. A smooth, easy-sipping pick from the white wine list.

Robert Mondavi Sauvignon Blanc

Robert Mondavi Sauvignon Blanc pours bright and crisp, an easy-drinking white wine choice from the menu’s 6oz selection. A refreshing pick alongside pizza salads, or lighter dishes.

Joel Gott Pinot Grigio

Joel Gott Pinot Grigio is a crisp, easy-drinking white wine with bright, refreshing character that pairs well with pizza, wings, pasta and salads.

California Roots Sauvignon Blanc

California Roots Sauvignon Blanc offers a bright, crisp pour with fresh citrus character and a clean finish. An easy-pairing white wine for pizza, salads, and lighter fare.

House Cabernet-Brownstone

Cabernet red wine with a fuller-bodied profile, a smooth pick for pizza, pasta, and hearty entrées.

House Pinot Noir- Brownstone

Pinot Noir with smooth red fruit character and a soft, easy finish. A classic red wine choice for pizza, pasta, and hearty entrees.

Sutter Home Sweet Red

Sweet red wine with a smooth, fruit-forward profile and an easy finish. A simple, crowd-pleasing pour from the red wine list.

House Merlot- Brownstone

Smooth red wine with a rich, straightforward pour that pairs easily with pizza, pasta, and hearty entrees.

Menage a Trois- Pinot Noir

Menage a Trois Pinot Noir is a red wine with a smooth, fruit-forward profile that pairs easily with pizza, pasta, and hearty favorites across the menu.

La Crema Pinot Noir

crowd-pleasing dry red wine produced in California's cool-climate Central Coast. The 2023 growing season benefited from an extended hang time, resulting in deeper aromatics, great freshness, and beautifully integrated flavors.

Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon

Opens with prominent notes of ripe black cherries, blackberries, vanilla, and sweet spices, alongside subtle hints of coffee and toasty oak Features a medium-to-full body with soft, velvety tannins and a bright, clean finish. It leads with dominant cherry, blueberry, and plum fruit flavors.

COKE-CAN

Classic Coca-Cola in a convenient can, served ice-cold and fizzy for a crisp, refreshing sip.

SPRITE-CAN

Crisp lemon-lime refreshment in a convenient can, perfect alongside pizza, wings, hoagies, or fried seafood.

DIET COKE-CAN

Crisp, cold Diet Coke in a can for a clean, refreshing sip alongside pizza, wings, or hoagies.

LEMONADE

PIBB/DRPEPPER-CAN

FANTA/CRUSH ORANGE-CAN

FANTA-GRAPE

BOTTLE WATER

ICE TEA UNSWEET

CRANBERRY JUICE

Garlic Dough Knots

Fresh dough tied into knots and baked until golden brown. Drizzled with garlic butter and Parmesan, served with marinara sauce.

Mozzarella Sticks (6pc)

Lightly breaded mozzarella sticks, served with marinara.

Chicken Tenders (3pc)

Hand-battered chicken tenders made in-house and fried golden brown. Served with a choice of ranch, honey mustard, or BBQ dipping sauce.

Basket Fries

Small Side Fries

House

Spring Salad Mix, Tomatoes, Onion, Cucumber.

Greek

Spring Salad Mix, Tomatoes, Onion, Black Olives, Feta, Pepperoncini's.

Caesar

Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Parmesan Cheese.

Chop

Salad Mix, Cucumbers, Onions, tomatoes, Eggs, Bacon, Mozzarella Grilled or Fried Chicken.

Thai Salad

Salad Mix, Cucumbers, Shredded Carrots, Onions, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Grilled Chicken W/house Made Asian Vinaigrette

8 Wings

16 Wings

24 Wings

30 Wings

8" PIZZA CHEESE or Build Your Own

8" Smells Like Supreme

Pepperoni, Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Red Onions, & Black Olives.

8" Meateorite

Sausage, Ham, Meatball, Bacon, & Pepperoni

8" Farm Fresh

Roma Tomatoes, Green Peppers, Red Onion, Mushrooms, & Black Olives

8" Ya’lly Green Giant

Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Garlic, Mushrooms Red Onions, & Basil

8" Red Rita

Red Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes & Basil.

8" Bianca

Garlic & Oil Base, Ricotta & Mozzarella Cheese

8" White Rita

Garlic & Oil Base, Fresh Mozzarella, Roma Tomatoes & Basil.

8" Milly Rocks

Creamy White Sauce, Sauteed Philly Steak, Green Peppers, Red Onions, Mushrooms & Provolone Cheese.

8" Mojo BBBQ

BBQ Base, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Red Onions, & Cheddar Cheese.

8" Buff Buff

Buffalo Sauce Base, Ranch/bleu Cheese, & Fried Chicken

8" Thai Thai Thai

Asian Sauce Base, Fresh Garlic, Carrots, Grilled Chicken, Red Onions, Jalapenos & Cilantro.